Updated on January 14th, 2013

(approx. 5,668 beers have been consumed - base on 2.25 beer per runner)

Hasher

Number of Runs

Preemie

173

Digger

151

Stoolie

126

Dikkus

118

Banged up Between

112

Richard the Turd

100

Little Blow Peep

98

Double Hump

87

Stroke Alone

80

Bushsquatter

73

Dolly Boy

70

Hot Nuts

64

Deep Shit

53

Cliffbanger

50

Boomerang

48

Shrink

47

High Beams

46

Penetration

46

Deep Fried Dick

43

My Cocks A Fallin

37

Throbus

36

Cinderella

34

Prize Prick

34

Sexy

33

Floppy Snatch

28

Testicular

25

Wet Spot

24

Cus

23

Itchy Buns

23

Jack-Off

23

Homer

22

Sweet Pee

20

Blue Balls

19

Dump on a Stump

18

Jonners

17

Shit Head

17

Squilchuck

17

Dusty Bag

16

Fucking Garbage

16

Lakey

16

Pantsdownbooty

16

Numbnuts

15

Slow Cooker

15

Hoopalog Chastity

14

Hadji Billy Graham

13

Sir Wobbly Knob

13

Salted Nuts

12

Slut Machine

12

Wanker Spanker

12

Ice Box

11

Pisstiferous

11

Puss n Boots

11

Self Service

11

Big Chew

10

Sippery Nipples

10

Verbal Diarrhoea

10

Kitty Licker

9

Water Nympho

9

Wrong Way Foreskin

9

Masterbaker

8

Ass Slipper

7

Bag Licker

7

Cakehole

7

Deflowered

7

Muck Sucker

7

Wet Virgin

7

Dancing Pair

6

Pussy Whipped Blue Buck

6

Squeeky

6

Sumpyton

6

Thumper

6

Udderly Stupid

6

Junt Quinn

5

Just Jessica

5

Just Mathew

5

Rear Ender

5

Sloppy Head

5

Ambisextrous

4

Beaver Fever

4

Glow Job

4

Hash Hole

4

Hose Out

4

Just Jim

4

Matt

4

Pussies Galore

4

Rim Her

4

SBC

4

Whoremoan

4

Woo

4

Call Boy

3

Frontal Lobotomy

3

Gender Neutered

3

Hair Ball

3

Jiggles with Beer

3

Virgin Bride

3

Bare Hug

2

Inside Passage

2

Repeat Visitors

Mr. Crispy Bush (England)

8

Trailher (N.Z.)

8

Fucking Crazy (Seattle)

3

Poohkey (Vancouver)

3

Burnt Lips (Oregon)

2

Mustapha (Montreal)

2

Skunk Dick (Houston)

2

Squid Lips (Vancouver)

2

Turkish Delight (Montreal)

2

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