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Hump day hashes are next to non-existent with this kennel, however today was a holiday and the first day of the year! On a day where most people are either nursing a bad hangover or lazing in the final days of a holiday break, 31 hashers and 3 canines gathered at Mucksucker and Cardinal Sin's place for the annual New Years hash n' splhash. Being on a non-typical hash day meant gave the opportunity for some of our rarer hashers to make this event: Entrepreneur Muzzled Meat and her partner F--king Franklin were enjoying some well deserved time off from their enterprise and brought along canines Just Georgia and the newest addition to their family, 12 week old Just Mervin. The scribe's own partner, Wet Taco, was there to make a rare daytime appearance at the Victoria Hash Harriers. Colloquially, this day is known as the Hang Over Hash, but judging from the spirits (and the lack of the smell of said spirits from people's breaths), it seemed like those present were probably had a sensible night, and those who spent their eve in reckless abandon were wallowing in their sorry state elsewhere. Sensible night or not a few hasher dressed for the occasion in party duds: Deep Shit and Richard Turd (who was even sporting dress slacks!); Knob Goblin wore strings colourful beads and festive eyeliner; Sir My Cocks A' Fallen donned his most loudest hat.With the current RA unavailable, Blue Balls steps up to the plate to reprise in his old role. The rabble was introduced to the sole virgin present today, Just Dakota, who was brought in by Richard the Turd and his son Just Paul. Though in their teen aged years, Just Paul and Just Dakota were not the youngest members present as 18 month old In Utero was there, happily harnessed to Full Service. After the introductions, hares Mucksucker and Cardinal Sin explained to the rabble today's run. An 11th hour change and injury resulted in today's run no longer being an A to B and the hare himself was going to sweep via bike.
Seamlessly, the two groups converged at the same moment at the BC. There was no secret that the BC would be at Royal Roads, near the famous phallus. Sadly for harriettes everywhere, this stiff one would be a softwood of the genus pinus (whose pronunciation ironically rhymes with venus). The party was almost spoiled by the sudden appearance of campus security; lucky for the hashers, the guard seemed more interested in staying dry and warm than pursuing a group of suspicious looking runners. Not wanting to push our luck, the rabble moved the BC past the gate and out of eyeshot from prying eyes. In additional to the usual offerings of beer and cider, Cardinal Sin pulled out schnapps for a minty tipple.
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