VH3 Run 850 - Kilted Hash

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VH3 850^th - Kilted Hash - May 20, 2023

We had 18 hashers turn up for the VH3's Victoria Day run at the Queens Park starting location.

Beaver Fever captures a couple of portrait with his new camera.
Our lovely hare, Some Bitchy C' - hare 2 was Speedy Whorezales -...

... and Boomerang seriously in mid-comment.

Beaver snapped a photo of Richard the Turd and Dikkus both wearing women's skirts that are part of the Saint Michaels University School uniform. Hashers were encouraged to wear kilts on the 'Kilted hash', but we all know those are expensive to purchase just for a single, or few events, so we can see how hashers find creative uses of skirts with a tartan pattern to avoid buying a much more expensive kilt. The Red Dress run cross-dressing for the guys, thumbing their noses at sociologically 'othering' tendencies, carries on with the use of skirts, while also poking a bit of fun at the old, and now lost among the young, stereotype that 'Scots-are-cheap'An example from the article Cheap Scots and Disappearing Stereotypes, Gwen Sharp, PhD on January 23, 2015., by avoiding buying a kilt. (I might be reading more into this than there really is.)

Some Bitchy c' shows this hash's trail marks.

The Victoria Day Hounds

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Is Dikkus in a SMUS skirt better looking than Dikkus in a little black dress'Taken from the group shot of the 2019 1^st Little Black Dress Run? For me it's a toss-up, but not a skirt toss-up!

We get a thumb's up from Just Don, introduced to the hash by Primped Pump.

Ice Breaker's constipated expressing might not echo the intended message of the No Dumping sign.

That's a big penis! Is this a product of a failing sex education system?

Runners and walkers accumulate at a what must be a HH at Topaz Park.

At the Victoria Highland Games & Celtic Festival, held at Topaz, Turd and Boomerang model their skirts for the camera.

Gary Glitter 'missed the memo' on this kilt/skirt thing.

I Dream of Weenie's wise penchant to being thrift led him to avoid buying a skirt, and borrowed a kilt from Yeast Infection, who had another event to go to.

The rabble makes it to another HH on the far side of the park near the latrines. Deep Shit is trying to lineup group shot.

Deep Shit takes his photo, but the Hare now wonders where all the hashers are, but, of course they are using the park latrines.

Waiting for Some of the Leaking Pack
(It's not a Welsh theme.)

Another Beaver Fever portrait; it's Richard the Turd

Rare Species

All good photographer tries to capture a sense of the subject's character in the portrait. Now did Deep Shit do that in his portrait of Dikkus?

At Summit Park the Victoria Day hashers attempt to ape the Highland Games with it version of the shot put using balloons. (Click here for a video.)

In 1973, the City of Victoria sold the site to BC Tel (Telus) for the installation of a communications tower. In 2011 Summit Park Management Plan identified a need to purchase back from Telus the tower and land to remove the tower and restore the Garry oak meadow. That has yet to happen, and it now it hosts art.

A Long Run a Happy Sign
VNB

A Wall Gone to the Dogs

Found on Trail
Hoopalong Chastity happened to be out for walk.

A Earned Sit-down and a Chinwag
Hashers find the BC in Wesley Park.

Primed Pump does his best with the caber toss, but the Hash used a pool noodle as noodles are cheaper - of course keeping with the Scottish theme. I think these are used noodles from Dark Side 347.

Contestants line up for the noodle toss, with Boomerang getting his noodle.

So Much Effort for a Noodle

Weenie Tossed his Noodle
Is it going to land on his head?

Itchy Buns and Floppy Snatch are happy to watch the 'games'.

Boomer's Stiff Airborne Viagra Noodle
Sometimes a guy's got to cheat; to go farther, the noodle has a walking stick inside of it.

I think Just Don thinks its a discus noodle toss.

Primed Pump tried to improve his toss following Don's sneaky technique, but neither exceed Boomerangs sneakiness.

Finaly the Hash does religion, and the Hares get down-down first.

Gary Glitter and Goes Down Well are down-down likely...

...for not having come wearing tartan skirts or kilts.

I gather that Hoops was called into the circle for either being the BLAB, or just having the misfortune of bumping into the hash shattering her peaceful walk in the sun.