Hashers head off into the cold, looking for the first treat stop. Deep Shit, our Hash Flash, could only make it to the on-afters, so no official groups shots.

Whoremoan sweeps up the stragglers.

The first stop is Pat Meadows Sour Apple Martinis.  The Recipé can be found on our VH3 Hash Drinks page. 

Pat thanks hashers for singing him a hash song.

Steamie in all his Christmas finery.

Hashers enjoy the martinis at the foot of Pat's decorated Christmas tree.

Happy Sperm, happy to be out in the cold, but fresh air.

The pack waits at a stop for the next treat.

Each stop's abbreviation can be a mystery, but not a murder mystery, though you might wonder given the colour of the letters.  This could be a Santa jube jube stop.

Newfie Priest welcomes a newbie.  I have forgotten her name.

An Inflated Christmas
Double Hump, Lakey, Newfie, and Sum Bitchy C join other festive characters for a photo.

Steamie finds Happy Sperm hiding behind an inflated Santa, while Cock-a-Leeky hugs a bear.

Another treats stop is found.  For some Christmas might cause post traumatic stress disorder, but I don't think that's the treat for this stop.

The pack pondering the PTSD clue.  The closet thing to a group photo, so, click here for a larger image.

Jonners, his hound Royal Canadian Mounted Pooch (RCMP), his dad Hobo (in blue, visiting from the UK), and Muck Sucker, all of whom have no clue what this stop's abbreviation means.

Hoopalong Chastity dragged her brother, Just Darcy, along.  And even on such a cold day!  A health issue put him in a wheel chair.  A wheel chair on the run might go down in history as a first for the VH3.  I am suprised we didn't douse him is flour and beer, and name him Wheels!

The Wind Taken Out of Christmas
(or Santa with a deflated ego)

At Hillcrest Elementary School Whoremoan takes to the slide.

Double Hump waves at the camera.

Steamie wonders if the slide is dog safe, and stays out of way of Happy as she descends, or tries to.

Bag Liquor discovers that the farther back you lay, the faster you slide.

A Christmas Tandom Teeter Totter
( Click here for an animation. )

What is the hare doing out there in the school's woods?

Yet another treat!  It's ChocoVine, from Holland.  This is fine red wine with Dutch chocolate.  Click here for a zoom-in.

Fellatio, Dikkus, Digger, and one of our two virgins tarry in the woods while the pack finishes their ChocoVine.

Next stop is a candy cane lane, or I think it is given the next picture...

... a candy cane in the junipers.

The hare provide some instruction, and the pack next head down James Houlihan Park.  Click here for a panoramic view.

The rabble finds another stop, and struggle to guess what the treat will be.

Fellatio reaches into a bag of Hershey's Caramel Kisses wrapped in festive colours.

Hobo gives Whomemoan a kiss for a Kiss

Yeast Infection gives Whomemoan a kiss for a Kiss

Double Hump grabs the camera's auto-focus.  The rabble is as blurred as their guesses are on what this stop's treat is.

Just Darcy kindly warms up his sister's hands after she chills them on her beer can.

I forgot the name of our second newbie, but I think maybe Whoremoan coached him in school.

Cinderella isn't out as often as he would like to, but he comes out for some of the big, slow, events.

Out of the Cold for the Down-Downs
Oh Candida and Yeast Infection happy to get warm.

Newfie welcomes hashers to Whoremoan's rec room (he doesn't have to clean it up later), for religion.

One of our virgins is called into the circle.  She tells us who made her come.  The other virgin flew the coop.

Hobo is down-downed for being our UK visitor.

I don't remember what she did wrong, but Cock-a-Leeky not only is asked to wear the The Wanker's Shirt, but also has to drink from the tit cup.  I am sure she earned it! 

She Drinks
(Not every hasher sends me their photos, so I didn't get that cell phone shot.)

The Grand Mattress Gets Punished

Hoops and Just Darcy are honoured.  Doing the trail in a wheel chair may have had something to do with it.

I think Boomerang gets a down-down for his tie ... or he should have.

Stroke Alone and Cinderella get down-downs for walking the trail (I am making things up here, but it could just be a pity charge.)

The Hare recommends that Happy Sperm be charged.

I bet Bag Liquor was charged for a wild ride on a teeter totter.  I can only guess what Hoops' wild ride was on to get her charged.

Ah ha!  The RA gets a charge.  I knew she was bad.

Post Potluck Relaxation
An hour after religion, and no one send me photos of the potluck.  They were probably too busy eating.

At the secret Santa gift exchange Hoops gets a bottle of Phillips Brewing Anxiety Ale, a glass, and something else in a can (not sure).  Booze often gets stolen, and the rules allow for 3 steals, so she might not be hanging onto that.

SBC heads for the tree.

Jack the Tripper gets a partially consume bottle of Crown Royal Canadian whisky.  An innovative way of conforming to the spending limit.

Newfie and Muck wait their turn.  The later you are the better, with the last person to take a gift getting best pick.  I bet one of these guys has the last pick.

Look, its a Grow Your Own Girlfriend along with a bottle of Tangerine Dream Ale from 4 Mile Brewing Co.  The Grow Your Own Girl Friend takes about 72 hours to grow to about 6 inches (I looked it up). The beer is the real gift.

At the end of the gift exchange SBC scores a nice Driftwood Brewery travel mug and probably some beer.

Stuffer seeing her guests out the door.
(or trying to)

The GM & Testicular

Whoremoan, Bloc Head, and Twatasoreass
Another successfully Twelve StopsOn On & Ho ho ho!