VH3 634 - New Years' Day Run, and Polar Bear Swim, Jan. 1, 2015

VH3 634^th - Annual New Year's Day Hangover, and Polar Bear Swim Run - January 1, 2015

Richard the Turd attempt to get this run airborne, ... or calls the circle to order, taking on (usurping) the role of Religious Advisor from the missing Double Hump.	Shayna and Pierrette are our virgins. They are asked to come up with a joke, or body part(s), at the end of the run. Which, in a way, one of them does ... spoiler alert.	Mucksucker, our Hare, heads into the circle to describe his trail marks. He employs a few non-standard marks - it's a short run so he needs to keep the hounds confused.	The 2015 New Year's Polar Bear Run Rabble Shot. Click here for a larger image.	Some Bitchy 'C', and Little Blow Peep, with Itchy Bitch, and Little Digger, waiting for someone else to check out one of Mucksucker's strange checks.	Itchy Buns - so rarely seen at the Hash these days, he's now the hash's wild life.	Rubber Buster, in green, looking at Deep Shit hamming it up. Deep Shit is our respectable Hash Cash.	Wet Taco, Stoolie Andrew, and Boomerang waiting, lost in the woods.
Digger ponders a Mucksucker trail mark, while Blue Balls, Tin Titties, and hang about waiting for greater minds to figure out where to go next.	The pack mounts a big log. Lots of blown down wood, or what Mucksucler or Stoolie would call 'board feet'. Better that than borded feet. Closest blown wood these guys will get to today.	Sir My Cocks A Fallen looks on, as Bad to the Bones pulls a face for the camera. SMCAF has been known to do the pull a face occastionally, so his interest may be that of a fellow 'puller'.	It's a gathering of tree hugger, or school of forestry students, or, would you believe hashers waiting for a drink.	A serious set of distracted grins, accept for Hoopalong Chastity who is saying 'just fill it!'.	I nice knotty picture of father and sun.	High Beams and Floppy Snatch being 'all mushy', as Stooly and Itchy get ready to make their escape.	A non-exemplary trail mark; Mucksucker's best attempt at keeping the hounds confused.
A confused hound, ... or a hound on the wire (rather than a bird on the wire)	Posing for 'So You Think You Can Dance' ? Click here to toggle their theme on and off.	Royal Roads University in all its medieval glory.	Look, its Mufasa from A Lion King!	Our Hash Flash warns that he sees all. Well, when his camera isn't broken.	The BC is found.	The famous penis tree attracts some adoring harriettes.	finds some other anatomically similar tree parts to 'adore' and pose next to. Tree scrotum?
Our brave New Year's Day Polar Bears; not quite ready.	Our brave New Year's Day Polar Bears; possing for another shot to stall.	Our brave New Year's Day Polar Bears; heading into the scrotum shrinking, tit raising surf.	Shayna looses her bikini top to Sir My Cock A'Fallen, who poses wearing his trophy.	A shiver shot. Putting on a brave face.	Filling the hot tub with Polar Bears ... and sand.	How to turn polar bears into sardines. It's a record of 19 sardines in the tub.	Circling up for down-downs in the Hare's warm garage.
Stoolie proudly wearing his Duck Dynasty toque. To become one of the wealthy Robertson men, Stoolie needs to grow a long beard, flaunt his Christian views, and, ... get adopted.	The Hare takes his punishment. He thinks its an reward, so we'll probably have him setting the run next year.	The three virgins are called into the circle. The virgin in the middle is Just Beth, and Puss in Boot made her come, and it looks like she's enjoying it.	They are all asked to tell a joke, though Shayna should have escaped by having earlier shown a couple body parts.	Shayna swallows fast. The other two are still working at it, probably into the taste.	The RA attempts to explain his charge to Stroke. Probably something to do with 'following Stroke', or getting lost. His hands seem to be indicating length of ... how lost he was?	Jack Off and Boomerang do 'roll-back' motions along with their favourity down-down song One Skin.	Shayna gets named Handsy Hooters, ...