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Dark Side run #234 Photos |
The CRRAP Ghost Tour MAP and Ghost Stories |
Who Was Registered for the Weekend |
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 [1:03:00 PM] Annie Cockledoo (Lund) getting her trash on! |
 [2:41:00 PM] Test Tickler looking Smurfy with those hot pants... |
 [3:34:00 PM] Blue Balls wrangles together his largest circle ever |
 [3:36:00 PM] The event's 3 virgins are brought into the circle and given their assignment. |
 [3:37:00 PM] Next the unnamed hashers are gathered in the circle. "Pay special attention to these wankers!" Blue Balls declared. "These hashers are not leaving this weekend unnamed!" |
 [3:42:00 PM] Hares and Richard the Turd demonstrate the markings found on today's trail. Each kennel has their own variation on markings |
 [3:43:00 PM] Digger looking ready for today's hash. Unfortunatley his better half Lil Blow Peep could not make it today, which left him in charge of their 4 legged kids Itchy Bitch and Little Digger |
 [3:43:00 PM] Stinky in My Ass (SIMA) shows off Portland's famous hashing kimono. Judging by the number of badges sewn on it, he's been hashing for quite some time and been to many places! |
 [3:45:00 PM] Pabst Smear (Portland) and Squid Lips (Vancouver) volunteer to lead the group in a warm up song |
 [3:45:00 PM] "Michael Jackson, liked little kids..." |
 [3:46:00 PM] "...with his right finger and his left finger..." |
 [3:47:00 PM] Soon everyone is getting into the swing of things! |
 [3:50:00 PM] Time for the obligatory group shot!
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 [3:51:00 PM] With so many cameras and would be photographers shooting, it's hard to get everyone to focus in one direction
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 [3:56:00 PM] And the runners are off, albeit not terribly swiftly |
 [4:07:00 PM] And our first stop in the Hasher's guide to Victoria: Craigdarroch Castle |
 [4:07:00 PM] The diminuative but conspicuous Baby (Calgary) poses at the front of the castle. Looks like he's only an "M", "C", and "A" away from a familiar song... |
 [4:08:00 PM] everybody now! "It's fun to stay at the..." |
 [4:09:00 PM] and away they go! |
 [4:10:00 PM] Cardinal Sin, Itchy Bahns, SBC and Annie Cockledoodle, the fast half of the walking group stop for a quick pose |
 [4:16:00 PM] On the ground of the Lieutenant Governor's Mansion:Dogs in costume: A tiger and a zebra. |
 [4:44:00 PM] Lordy Gourdy! Looks like Pussy Whipped Blue Buck and Cinderella are on the patch |
 [4:45:00 PM] Someone better call Charlie Brown because the Great Pumpkin can't be far away |
 [4:45:00 PM] "gimme some tongue baby!". With a face like that, who can resist? |
 [4:49:00 PM] A rare photo of Deep Shit, our hash flash |
 [4:50:00 PM] Cinderella poses on Moss Rock. On a nice day, one can see across the Juan de Fuca strait and see Port Angeles WA |
 [4:52:00 PM] Annie tooting her horn |
 [4:52:00 PM] Either Cinderella is being a gentleman and covering Annie's shame or he's about to depants her... |
 [4:59:00 PM] The rabble, enjoying the view after hauling up their bevvies to the beer check |
 [5:00:00 PM] Gill, Jill, Squid Lips, Kreme Filling, Mary Poppins and Cinderella enjoying a seat as Just Deb looks on |
 [5:01:00 PM] Fireman in the Hole (at large) smoking his ubiquitous cigar while Beheader (Vancouver) and Dangler (Vancouver) hang out |
 [5:01:00 PM] Pecker Checker, Annie Cockledoo, Pissonya and Brewkiller look like they are in the middle of a serious tete-a-tete |
 [5:03:00 PM] despite the winds, hashers summited Moss Rock to get a better view |
 [5:03:00 PM] ...and they keep coming up! |
 [5:06:00 PM] What goes up must come down! |
 [5:08:00 PM] Carefully! We didn't bring a stretcher with us. |
 [5:09:00 PM] Looks like the cold has diminished Squid Lips' bladder capacity |
 [5:19:00 PM] A special treat was brought in just for our American friends - Hawkins Cheezies! Pabst Smear and Log Jammer look ecstatic |
 [5:21:00 PM] Just Jeremy showing Muzzled Meat his deep appreciation for onion soup on a cold day! |
 [5:41:00 PM] The hares are punished for the lack of shiggy, despite the torrential downpour that took place earlier that day |
 [5:47:00 PM] Just Jeremy is chilling while the RA speaks... |
 [5:48:00 PM] ...and hangs out (although at this point, I don't think anything is hanging anymore) as the RAs are down-downed. He is then named "Klingons-on-Ice" by the rabble |
 [5:53:00 PM] Poke Her Face (Portland) making a sopping mess as Clownmydia and Pabst Smear are charged |
 [5:57:00 PM] Stoolie, VD, Dancing Pair and Happy Sperm are being charged for something |
 [6:02:00 PM] Just Jill is named "Tin Titties" for her ingenious hands-free beverage transport module |
 [6:03:00 PM] taking her down-down like a man! |
 [6:05:00 PM] Just Gill is named "Port Hole" by the rabble for pursuing a career that will be full of seamen! |
 [6:06:00 PM] Dead Whores H3 Poke Her Face, String Cheese and Proxy Tits sing Port Hole a song |
 [6:08:00 PM] After being charged for prosing atop of graves, Just Malcolm is charged... |
 [6:10:00 PM] ...and given the name "Standup Stiffie"... |
 [6:10:00 PM]...that would have been the end of the story except as he got up... |
 [6:11:00 PM] ...he performed something more ignoble by busting the iceblock! He is promptly placed on the remaining bits and renamed "Ice Breaker"! |
 [6:13:00 PM] Sheepshagger (Vancouver) is being recognized as being the only member present at today's gathering and at the inaugural VH3 Run 1b... |
 [6:14:00 PM] ...and given a gift. NO animals were harmed the making of his gift |
 [6:15:00 PM] "These articles are better than the Penthouse forum!" |
 [6:16:00 PM] looks like Sheepshagger wants somebody to sit on his face. Or maybe he's setting up for target practice |
 [6:22:00 PM] Clownmydia and Banshee strut their Pole(ish) dancing for the ladies |
 [6:22:00 PM] This picture should be filed under the definition of "clusterfuck" in Webster's dictionary |
 [6:26:00 PM] Rip Van Tinkle and SIMA win a prize for longest hashing couple. I'll leave it up to you to decide which dawg gets the shortest leash... |
 [6:30:00 PM] these guys did a pretty good mock-up of Wreck Beach. Lucky for Full Service, she won the prize! |
 [6:34:00 PM] Not sure why was brought into the circle, but Hoopalong Chasity was admonished for being only half a wife (the barefoot part that is) |
 [6:48:00 PM] and on the topic of footwear, Poke Her Face and Beheader are charged for wearing new duds. |
 [6:48:00 PM] ...that case of athlete's foot might have a bit of a hoppy aroma attached to it... |
 [6:52:00 PM] Not quite sure what the charge was, but I think it might have to do with Hoopalong Chastity's state of shoelessness |
 [6:53:00 PM] Blue Balls getting recognition for doing a fine job of RA-ing |
 [7:16:00 PM] Jonners looking relaxed knowing that things are going smoothly |
 [7:17:00 PM] String Cheese looking happy that we ordered some micro brew for the party! |
 [8:08:00 PM] Muzzled Meat, Fucking Franklin and crew are being honoured for their work as the event's caterers |
 [8:09:00 PM] hashers wondering when will circle finally end |
 [8:09:00 PM] "Okay you wankers, get back in the kitchen and cook us some food!" |
 [8:25:00 PM] Kreme Filling and Dangler doing a pas-a-deux |
 [8:48:00 PM] Time to tear up the rug! |
 [8:48:00 PM] Everyone's getting into the action! |
 [8:52:00 PM] Stoolie Andrews is better known for singing, but turns out he enjoys dancing too! |
 [9:10:00 PM] Cardinal Sin, Mucksucker and Slow Cooker enjoying some good company |
 [9:11:00 PM] Our friends from up island look like they're enjoying their stay in the big city! |
 [9:11:00 PM] Pussy Whipped and Lakey |
 [9:12:00 PM] quadrannual hasher Just Lyall somehow managed to avoid getting named today, but his time will come soon! |
 [9:12:00 PM] Test Tickler and Stoolie taking a break from prancing |
 [9:13:00 PM] ...while others are just getting started |
 [9:15:00 PM] the food and drinks just keep flowing - literally |
 [9:15:00 PM] Everything tastes better with molten chocolate! |
 [9:16:00 PM] Banged up Between & Premature Evacuation and Blue Balls & Hoopalong Chastity: couples who hash! |
 [9:29:00 PM] "the brownies are tasty, but could use some blueberries" |
 [10:09:00 PM] It's almost time to close up shop but the party is just getting started |
 [10:10:00 PM] Something tells me that HAC must be the designed driver tonight |
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 [10:38:00 PM] The look on Hoopalong Chastity and Stoolie's face says it all |
 [10:56:00 PM] It was a lot of work but was an overall sucess! Time to catch a bit of shut-eye and do it all over again tomorrow! |
CRRAP Bike Hash #69 - Victoria Hash House Harriers 600th Weekend - November 2, 2013
 [12:54:00 PM] Sheepshagger's all decked out for the bhash |
 [12:58:00 PM] Whale Wanker, Nipple Detector and Brewkiller look like they've slept well last night |
 [1:02:00 PM] The native fauna come check out the commotion |
 [1:04:00 PM] Jonners is literally getting pumped up for this ride! |
 [1:06:00 PM] Boomerang poses with his steed |
 [1:16:00 PM] There is no mistaking what is taking place in this parking lot |
 [1:17:00 PM] ...why are we waiting...? |
 [1:21:00 PM] Hares Rim Her and Stroke Alone explain the markings |
 [1:27:00 PM] Ghost Stop #1. The rabble gathers around... |
 [1:27:00 PM] As Rim Her tells the story of the Silent Scream |
 [1:27:00 PM] Richard the Turd shoving off to the next stop |
 [2:06:00 PM] One of the last stops, this time on Dallas Rd |
 [2:07:00 PM] Sir My Cocks A Fallen enjoying the sunshine |
 [2:09:00 PM] At the Dallas Road native burial ground cairns. |
 [2:09:00 PM] Everyone gathers closely to hear the story |
 [2:09:00 PM] The cairs run along the top of the distant slope. |
 [2:31:00 PM] Rounding up the group at the BC.
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 [2:45:00 PM] Time to move the group out of Irving Park and back to Beacon Hill for religion |
 [2:48:00 PM] Pabst Smear must have been a Boy Scout because he came prepared for today! |
 [2:58:00 PM] Nipple Detector dives into the snacks |
 [3:03:00 PM] circle up! |
 [3:03:00 PM] A great shot of the trash made for this weekend. |
 [3:04:00 PM] The hares are down-downed |
 [3:05:00 PM] Annie Cockledoo meting out the punishment |
 [3:07:00 PM] String Cheese is brought in because it's her birthday |
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 [3:09:00 PM] These wankers are being punished for crimes against fashion |
 [3:11:00 PM] CRAAP RA Lakey |
 [3:12:00 PM] VH3's RA Blue Balls is punished for going on his first CRRAP (I guess he needs more fibre in his diet?) |
 [3:13:00 PM] Pabst Smear is punished for being too prepared, carrying around his namesake beer |
 [3:16:00 PM] Beheader is being punished while SIMA and Rip Van Tinkle look on |
 [3:17:00 PM] Digger must have done something bad because he was called into the circle |
 [3:18:00 PM] ...next Log Jammer... |
 [3:19:00 PM] RVT and Annie Cockledoo are down downed for not participating in the pedalling part of today's events |
 [3:20:00 PM] double fisting! |
 [3:22:00 PM] These fellas are being charged for answering the call of nature in public....and steps away from a restroom and young children |
 [3:23:00 PM] Brewmasters Premature Evacuation and Banged up Between are charged for the beer that our visitors did not appreciate |
 [4:56:00 PM] birthday time! |
 [4:56:00 PM] ...testing the waters... |
 [4:56:00 PM] "Look Ma, no hands!" |
 [4:57:00 PM] and our muff diver has found her pearl! |
 [4:57:00 PM] Uno mas? |
