VH3 591 - Red Dress Run #16, June 8, 2013

VH3 591^st - Annual Red Dress Run - June 8, 2013

I guess they don't teach you to drink your beer with a raised pinky finger in etiquette class	The boys enjoying some liquid courage in advance of today's event	Little Blow Peep dressed as a femme fatale for today's event	One of these things is different from the rest	In this picture, he is definitely not Stroke Alone!	Harriettes unite!	Boomerang is loving the camera...and company
Looks like a great day for the event. I hope everyone wore sunscreen	Three generations women: Full Service, In Utero, and Just Linda	The virgins are brought in and given their assignment	Veteran red dress runners Deep Shit and Digger	Visiting from across the Georgia Strait is Kreme Filling (Vancouver H3)	The hares get in the circle to discuss the route	SBC is about to show why she didn't make the cut for art school
But before we head out, it's time for the group photo! Click here for a larger image.	Right out the gates and Blueballs makes a successful solicitation	Despite the atypical attire, most hashers did actually run	Though hashers are not known for obeying traffic laws (one has a name to prove it!), this group is behaving itself	They didn't honk their horn, but we did get a wave from the firemen!	Getting ready to make our entrance into the Bay Center. Click here for a larger image.	Lucky for Pantsdownbooty, we already have a hasher named Pole Dancer, so no renaming for her today!
Sloppyhead and Pantsdownbooty have known each other for years and came together on their first hash here in Victoria	Next stop: the perfume counter	Umm...I don't think Sir My Cock's A Fallin' got that one right	The obscured section of the sign reads..."are not found adjacent to this table"	Hanging out.	SMCAF poses next to his colleagues at our hash halt	Hold me close!
Jonners leads the pack in the rendition of "Swing Low"	I wonder if the color is having an effect on Hoop Along and Lucky Shite 'cause they are looking like they're getting randy with that stranger	Care for a chicken dinner good soldier?	A great spot to take some photos. Now if only all of the subjects would just look this way at the same time	Cinderella and Deep Shit helped this chicken to cross the road	Zoolander, eat your heart out!	It's high time for tea at the Empress
Even our four-legged hasher is doing his part by donning something red	Full Service and Just Leslie waiting for their glass o' Long Island iced tea	Pink Muffy enjoying a short repose in the shade	Lakey	With some enhancements and a red wig, Blueballs could pass as the cartoon character Jessica Rabbit in that dress	Back to work! And (S)he works hard for the money...	Approaching the statue of Queen Victoria for the next stop
The group was behind schedule, but hashers were able to squeeze in some time to stop for photos, this one in front of the Legislature	Pantsdownbooty coralling the group out of the inner harbour	Our visitor taking a moment to play tourist in our city	The harriers are going a fine job of soliciting as the donations keep rolling in!	It's chocolate-dipped strawberry o'clock!	Looks like the boys went on a short detour	This lovely gal wasn't on today's run, but she would have fit in nicely
Despite running late, hashers kept their priorities in check and made it to the BC while it was still open.	The rare and majectic blue buck.	Though unable to attend and hare today's event as planned, High Beams did show up at the BC for support	Pink Muffy, Full Service and Sloppyhead enjoying some bevies	Pantsdownbooty enjoying a well deserved cold one. The hares realized mid-run they forgot to bring the goods for the Empress stop - Pantsdown volunteered to go back to the start to pick them up - all by herself. "I got a lot of creepy guys hooting and whistling at me." Eww	Looks like Jack the Tripper did well today	Sir, my Cock's a Thirsty!
Double Hump and Stroke are probably geeking out about beer with the Phillips rep	Looks like Kreme Filling bought shorts made with that defective four-way stretch material Lululemon recalled earlier this year	Just Linda looks like she had a good time today	Kreme Filling: Spandex inspector	This must be the Polish reverse cowgirl	Water Nympho taking advantage of the BC location to get some shopping done	On the topic of shopping, Cinderella goes on a spree and picks up a few items
Rawrrrr!	Prebacon on a leash!	The smiles get bigger as the beer keeps flowing	Something tells me that SMCAF is in the middle of recruiting Just Jennifer to his group, Lakeside Trail Runners	Seeing red isn't necessarily a bad thing	Some men like big jugs. Cinderella only had to pay $30 to get a set to call his own	Great weather and a healthy turn out = successful red dress event! All proceeds went to the Heart and Stroke Foundation of Canada.
Psst! Jack Off! Play it cool, I think he's a cop!	The hares are down-downed. The event took longer than expected, which meant that the route was too long!	For her homework, virgin Just Jennifer elects to sing a song	Jack the Tripper is being charged for impersonating premier Christie Clark in his solicitations. The schtick must have been convincing because his donation box was stuffed full of money	Full Service recounting a story of the time she met the Lady in Red, a hasher who inspired this tradition. Sadly the Lady in Red passed away earlier this year.	Kreme Filling gets trashed - by our Haberdasher Double Hump. Her prize is a shirt from her own kennel!	Looks like Blueballs fell for the old "I bet you can't touch your elbows behind your back" trick the boys in high school used on the girls...