Whoremoan in his 2010 Winter Olympics torch bearing gear with his Olympic torch. Yes, that is a real Olympic Torch Relay torch.

Jonners makes sure that the beer is in good shape.  Well, that was his excuse.

Banged Up Between and Dikkus take hashers' registrations.  Don't give BUB any trouble!

Whale Wanker from Calgary caries his sentiment on his chest.

Slow Cooker, a virgin Just Vanessa, Frozen Lips, and Penetration are her, ... I mean here.

Hashers circle up for the 500th!

The Religious Advisor Premature Evacuation starts off introductions.

Hashers go around the circle telling us who they are and from where they are visiting.

Preemie shows off a his hand-me-down Olymprick torch from the night before.

Radies Man and Testicular looks on as the Olymprick torch and the Olympic torch make symbolic contact.

Dikkus and Richard the Turd are our Hares and explain the trail markings.

Before the hounds head off, we have a 500th Run rabble shot.  Click here for a larger image.

Shiggy Piggy, of the Victoria kennel comes around the corner (that's her in pink).

The first bit is up hill!

Double Hump and Just Coral hangout at a check with Dikkus; waiting to hear an "on on".

A long line of hasher as far as the eye can see.

Beaver Fever out in front, headed along the Galloping Goose Trail.

Just Debra and Testicular's Olymprick, whose torch looks like she's been played with it too much.

Stoolie Andrews and Little Blow Peep seem to be leading another wave of hounds.

Radies Man waves to the camera while trying to keep up with Little Blow.

Is that Plunger from the Vancouver H³ rounding a corner.

Leading a throng of hounds.

Congregating at a mossy viewpoint, hasher wait for instructions ...

... which is, "you're not at the top yet!"; more up hill.

A top of the hill survivors shot.  Click here for a larger image.

Did I introduce Dumble Rump?

Lineup at Nature's latrine.  I hope Cinderella is paying attention to what he's doing.

Hare Dikkus calls on-back to lost Hasher after on-on has been called.

The ever charming Dolly Boy.

Posing for the camera:  Dolly Boy practices his inner city, while Richard the Turd does a passable classical Greek.

Nice car kinda DIY-military punk.   Stay back 10 meter (Abstand 10M) - Dolly's German may be weak,

The pack converges on a defenceless bottle of something.

Whatever it is Floppy Snatch looks glad to have it.

Blood on trail;  Stools shows the proof of his Hashing dedication, or foolishness.

The pack arrives at the BC.  Some of these are My Cocks A'Fallen, Cindy, Cosmo from South Side (Olympia) H³, next to Dolly Boy is his other half Penetration,  Little Blow Peep, and Pylon (Vancouver H³).

From the left are Saddle Up, and Hat Trick, both from Edmonton H³, but the hasher to the right we couldn't identify.

We almost never see Cumming from Behind (Victoria H³).  He's Shiggy's other half.  It's excellent to see them out!

Stoolie finds a mossy rock he can call his own. All the better to look out over all those hashers.

This is one of the biggest BCs the Victoria H³ has ever had!

We are not sure why Slow Cooker is examining the lining of her hat, but she looks warmer then Floppy.

Here we have String Cheese (Oregon H³) stringing hashers along with a story from the Oregon trails.

Pisstifferous to the left is watching Bight My Nuts showing how it's done.

From left to right is an animated High Beams speaking to Just Yvonne (hashed in Malaysia, but this was her first hash with the VH3), and Just Coral and Just Ian (hash virgins and friends of Double Hump).  We know we'll see more of High Beams, but we also hope to see them all out again.

Digger, our Hare, and Jonner our Bard.  Actually I made that 'Bard' bit up, but he has both a good hash-song memory and voice.  He and Lakey are also the founders of the CRRAP

More visitors;  Pabst Smear, Stink Finger (Oregon Tyrant) and Mudd Butt.  Yes, I am told Oregon Tyrant is a title.

Penetration in conversation with Little Blow.

Richard the Turd, and Mucksucker.  Watch for Turd's 13th Annual Christmas Darkside run in December'11. and Muck's just had his 11th Annual Blueberry Hash.

These visitors are Captain HymenGrinder (Vancouver) and Fucking Garbage (Victoria H³).

Cinderella and Stoolie Andrews both proudly show off their event name tags.  Cindy's is from another event.

We circle up at the Strawberry Vale Community Hall where the Hares are dragged into the centre ...

...and punished for a shortage of shiggy on the trail!

Then we start going through gallons of beer down-downing visitors.  These have to be the Oregon visitors.

Stink Finger the Oregon Tyrant steps forward to pay his respects to the Victoria H³.

This must be an Oregon foursome Pabst Smear, Mudd Butt, Radies Man, and Bee Fuck.

Looks like the Alberta cadre!  They are (from the left) Whale Wanker, Saddle Up, Hat Trick, Eunuch Psycho, Just Kevin & Just Cindy (friends of Hat Tricks).

The illustrious Delhi Belly I believe is from the nations capital.  He sang us a song. Great guy.  He should move here.

Our horny RA brings in Cosmo for a charge.

How horny was our RA?  He blew so hard his Olymprick torch almost burst.

A double-fisted down-down.  Just Yvonne must have really been deserving.

Between a Banged Up Between (aka BUB), on the left, and a Floppy Snatch, on the right,  Shiggy Piggy couldn't be in worse company.

Look at those legs.  Couldn't be a better reason to punish Radies Man.

Boomerang has hashed everywhere, and he's been in Ottawa, so its not a suprise to see him up there with Delhi Belly.

Opps! Plunger (Vancouver) and Just Lyle, a virgin and Double Humps bro, both drink from new shoes.  You think Double Hump would have warned his dear brother.

Captain HymenGrinder (Vancouver H³), gets rename for an unfortunate incident following the Hasting's SteamBath run.  No one here can now remeber what the name was, so we all general hope he at least remebers his old Hash Name.

Just Debra of the Victory H³ gets the Wankers Cup, likely for disappearing from the hash.  We had better give it to her again; we haven't seen her since.

This quilt was hashingly made by BUB to honour our recently passed kennel mate, Frontal Lobotomy (A.K.A Grog!!), who collected these shirts during his many hashes thoughout the world.  It was raffled off.  Click here for a larger image.

The Olymprick games begin with between the legs cream eating.  BUB's ready !

Ice Box tastes her cream.  The guys have to ...

...run around some chairs, as Fucking Garbage (Victoria H³) did, and...

...chow down on the cream.  Something Radies Man enjoys doing.

The chef for tonight grilled steak dinner is Double Hump's brother Steve.

An action shot.  Looks like he can't get between those legs faster!

Stink Finger doing his part for the teem.

Double Hump anounces the results, and introduces the next event.

This one involves leapfrog, a chocolate banana, and ...

...eating it in from a guys groin.

Nipple Detector demonstrates how he presents his banana.

Squid Lips - Vancouver H³ - his look says 'come and get it'!

Two teems compete head-to-head.

Slow Cooker goes down on Nipple Detector's banana.

Low Blow of Vancouver H³ dives into eat Squid Lip's banana.

Just Yvonne never thought she would get to fondle the torch.

Hashers dive into the side dishes that go with their steaks.

The chef hard at work grilling steaks to order.

Lots of hungry hashers line up for the steak.

Slippery Nipples is her name.

The 500^th birthday cake with our beer swilling Inukshuk.

We had two cakes to make sure everyone could eat cake with their beer.

Dikkus' orginal Victoria H³ Run #1 shirt.  The run was set by Sheepshagger, Drip Dry, and High Beams.

The cake is cut by Dikkus and Ice Box.  They are the only memebers at the 500^th who were at the inaugural two first runs (run 1a and 1b).  Dikkus was on run #1_a as a visitor from Vancouver H³, and Ice Box was on run #1_b.  Vancouver H³ set #1_a, and Victoria H³ set #1_b.

Everyone gets awarded Olymprick disks coloured gold, silver, and bronze.

Jonners presumably kissing gold, but the Hash forgot to paint both sides of the disks.

Stoolie is excited about his metal.  Too bad we can't tell what colour it is.  Presumably gold.

Ice Box is proud of the CD she was awarded.

Testicular say "hay, these disk are not painted on both sides!"

Dikkus found a way to win 2 golds.

After dinner Hasher trip the light fantastic.

A slow dance for Little Blow Peep and Digger.  Slow due to lots of beer.

Floppy and Richard the Turd (our Grand Mattress).

Cakehole dancing with Big Chew - Victoria H³ - I can hear the music in this photo!

String Cheese is in the swing of things.

Double Hump and Premature Evacuation award the door prizes.  Our current RA Prize Prick got named for winning multiple prizes.

This 'On On' prize for some reasons we don't see Testicular in them very often.

After the awards, Beaver and Floppy hit the floor again.  The floor was not hurt.

Pussy Whipped Blue Buck takes Slow Cooker for a spin around the floor.

Even the littlest hashers get into the swing of things.

The winner of the Hashers Quilt.

Porno Prick (Vancouver H3) with High Beams.  He is also the reason the Dark Side has a "Prick" of the month, due to his escapades of the Dark Side Run #1.

Blowing Hard On (Vancouver H3) his horn.  You alway know when Hard On is on-trail.

The party breaks up, and visitors head back to their hotels etc.

Stoolie can't leave a keg with beer in it.

These are not the organizer of the 500th - some might be, but not all.  These are likely the hashers who were last to leave.

The 500^th last hashers standing group shot.  Likely the clean-up crew.

At the end of the evening Elvis comes to visit.  I don't know if Hash Flash planned this, but Elvis' alter ego was in our first photo.  Not only an icon, but a book-end!  On On for another 500!!